Jack Harlow looks like if they power washed Post Malone
Homie this the same dude
WHY IS THERE A LEGO AXE ON THE BATHROOM FLOOR
the secret to life is to always use more spinach and less rice than you think you’ll need
the second secret to life is that fresh air warm sun and a cup of tea will make your problems small enough to start handling
the third secret to life is that violence sometimes really is the answer
I love Twitter bc everyone is dumb
Just pronouns in general
Are- are you trying to tell me "no one" is a pronoun? Is that what this is saying??
Yes
So if I choose to go by nobody/no one are those nemo-pronouns
i see through your tricks, odysseus
I’m such a slut for casual intimacy. Like yesss rest your chin on my shoulder while we're in line at the grocery store, I live for that shit.
so when Spider-man crawls up and down walls like a bug people praise him and call him a superhero, but when I, Count Dracula,
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